a BLOG with no PROLOGUE or EPILOGUE, only DIALOGUE

TRibute to Whitney Houston

2012-02-14T08:45:00.000+05:30

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http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2008/11/few-trailers.html, ELSE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Nambala Vittu-nee poytiye ma, Whitney!
Saapda thonaama irukken naan pattney!
Ippo nambalukku irukkardhu verum Britney!
En kaila kedacha ava Chutney!

A PROUD MOMENT !! :) :)

2012-02-03T21:08:00.002+05:30

In one of my satiric posts, I had included a T.R dialogue about Dhoni's "vindication" :)

I'm proud that the dialogue made the cut, without being removed while being edited for publication by The UnReal Times :)

And I'm prouder for the fact that it got republished by Cricketcountry.com ..with a SUPER-AWESOME cover photo !! :) :) :)

I always write T.R dialogues just for fun...sometimes to make people laugh...& sometimes to irritate people ( esp. my dear second cousin Sangee :P :D ) ..& most of the time ..because I'm horribly bored ...:D

I'm very sure people make fun of me ..about this habit or should I say trait ..or more appropriately ...WEIRD passion of mine ..:D ...well ..the correct word is ..FANATICISM ?? :D

So yeah...To see such a WEIRD talent/passion like this FINALLY getting its due..by being published by a leading humor website & given "cover photo" status by another popular website....really makes me SO SO HAPPY !! :) :) :) :)

Thanks to God !! :)

& of course :D ....

Lord T.Rajendar deserves all the thanks,

from all the banks,

without leaving any blanks,

because he is far better than Tom Hanks!

He is supremely far ahead when it comes to ranks

& is responsible for laughter that can fill tanks,

laughter which need not arise due to pranks!

Don't let your health go for a toss!

2012-01-24T22:01:00.006+05:30

IF YOU ARE NEW TO MY BLOG, PLEASE READ:

http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2008/11/few-trailers.html, ELSE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Don't let your health go for a toss!

Else..you will be at a loss!

Health is not always candy floss,

or glittery gloss!

You are your own boss,

Don't let germs patch inside you like a moss!

P.S - I'm totally unwell and frustrated! :D

Happy Pongal / Sankaranthi / Bhogi

2012-01-15T08:38:00.002+05:30

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http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2008/11/few-trailers.html, ELSE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!

En anbu Tamil aangal matrum pengal,

nalla kondaadunga indreya maatu Pongal,

tharandhe irukkatum single aana pengalin kangal,

thedatum enna maadiri nalla pasangal :P

Happy Sankaranthi

kadakatum ellarukum neriya Saanthi

nalla saapdunga bisi bele bathoda boonthi !

over-aa saaptu edukkadhenga vaanthi !

(Recycled from my post 2 years ago: http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-sankaranthi.html )

mundhanethu irundhadhu Bhogi

anniku naan saapdla Raagi

naan paarkaadha padam Jogi
en nanban Sundar periya Drogi ! :D

vaazhkey la aaganum naan Yogi !!

2012

2012-01-01T06:39:00.004+05:30

Wish everyone a happy 2012 !!

Your dreams you should never shelve

Hold yourself tight by your helve

& deep you must delve !

Peter Siddle

2011-12-27T12:33:00.007+05:30

T Rajendar on Peter Siddle

Yey yey Peter Siddle,
you were a tough riddle,
with whom Sachin couldn't fiddle,
right in the ground's middle!

YEY YEY YEY ...MERRY CHRISTMAS ...NAAN ORU SANTA !!!

2011-12-25T08:22:00.003+05:30

Santa with the fanta off to Atlanta

Yey yey yey...Naan oru Santa

En Kai la Fanta

poren Atlanta

Vaangaren Ambuja Cementaa!!

Ye Dandanakka Danakunakka!

Dialogue recycled from a post of mine 3 years ago: http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html

Congratulations Vijay & Sudha!

2011-12-03T08:26:00.005+05:30

T.R's message for the newly-weds

Okay folks, so my bro got married a couple of days ago...& these were my wishes in TRademark style :P ...to my bro & sis-in-law...

Yey Sudha ...

enga annan periya dada ...

avan illa seedha saadha

avan Akbar na nee Jodha

unna nalla paarthukardhu thaan avan iraadha

adha vechu naan unakku pannuven vaadha

Yey Yey Jacobi

nalla paarthuka en bhabhi

adhu aaganum un hobby

avalukku samachu odu aloo gobi

ungalukku porakkanum nalla baby

adhu life la aagakoodaddhu dhobi

adhu paarkanum pala hotelgalodu lobby

adhu pogavendiya ooru Nairobi

T.Rajendar to Justin Bieber

2011-11-03T18:46:00.001+05:30

Yey Yey Justin Bieber,

You sing as if you are in labor,

Yet, of many hearts, you're a robber!

I will ping you on Jabber,

when I am sober!

T. RAJENDAR IN 7am ARIVU

2011-11-02T12:02:00.004+05:30

If T.Rajendar were the villain in 7am Arivu, his dialogues would've been something like this:

Yey yey yey Bodhidharma,
Nee saavanum nu solludhu un karma,
saapdu sooda irukkara indha kurma,
adhula kalandhurku washing powder Nirma,
idhukku erpaadu senja naadu Burma,
idha vechhu padam eduppan Ram Gopal Varma,
adhula unnoda nadippa Anushka Sharma!

DRIFTING TOWARDS ISOLATION

2011-09-29T00:39:00.006+05:30

Here I am ..slowly drifting towards isolation...

towards a place ...characterized by desolation...

but not from my own self ..so that's a consolation...:)

Even if there's darkness around..surely God will provide insolation..

MORE STUFF FROM MY NAMESAKE

2011-09-18T10:30:00.006+05:30

These days, it is my namesake (Niranjan a.k.a Ashwin) who's hogging the limelight

But that's okay...it only gives me more delight
As he too, is proving why he's part of the elite :D

Unlike me though, he has been very polite :)

Here's more stuff from him:

Ashwin: Be specific for the terrific and prolific tamilan machi..

Me: where machi? in the Pacific?

Ashwin:

On a bright sunny day,

I met one Mr.Panday,

I met him at Bengal's bay.

He seemed so happy and gay.

His horse was fed on nice hay.

Seeing him, I had a hope of ray.

Hope my salary is given a nice pay.

Hope to see him again next May.

What do you say?

me: this pandey ...

does he have shades of gray ?

where does he stay ?

did he buy anything on ebay ?

ashwin: lol

me: is his fav deol abhay?

::P

Ashwin: Namma edhiri moola serila. Kurudanuku kannu therila. hence I shall not watch Shakeela :)

Me: Nee yaaru? Shakeela oda tequila adikara vakeela? :P

Ashwin:

What the matter ease

Hope to build world peace.

However ppl with bad intent tease.

Hence I shall not take a house on lease.

Of a rum cake, I shall have a piece.

Me: Laughing at ur dialogues will not cease..

Even if ive a disease..

Its worth paying any fees..

Even ganders and geese..

I wanna have a niece..

with whom I can eat peas..

Ashwin: My tension you always seize ..

Back after a small hiatus

2011-09-13T22:32:00.004+05:30

I'm back after a small hiatus,

without any change in my relationship status :P

I miss the Buckeyes and Brutus
but thankfully never got pricked by a cactus

Well..it's not me who is actually back ...All these dialogues below are by my namesake Ashwin a.k.a Niranjan Kumar ...The thing is ...my stupid cellphone automatically deletes the sent items folder once in a while ...So I've lost all my replies to these priceless dialogues ...:(

So, this blog post is a Niranjan Kumar show all the way :) ..but is in no way less than an Ashwin S Kumar show :) ....

Kanna !! En raasa !! En vaarissu !!! Kalakkare da !! :D :D :D

When I was down with fever:

Ok, get well soon,
bad season of monsoon,

do you like the ee after Wayne Roon,

the clouds have officially covered the moon.

hope you have a good noon

Like a balloon pricked by a barber in a saloon?

Another morning SMS:

There has been no humiliation of the alienation of the malignation of the tamilan machi

About his super bike ride:

thalai, i had today a super ride

i feel like is on my side

i think i can change the tide

in my bike I definitely can confide

An SMS of concern:

thalai, are you outta the fever?

or are you troubled by the beaver?

or have you been using products of Hindustan Lever?

When I told him about my ticket for the Harris Jayaraj concert:

lovely thalai,

for happines no ellai

Harris is from nellai

avar photova vei window sillai

we have cent down like a thillai

I have taken a bow,

this after I heard the songs of ko

Hence a boat I shall row

else to work I have to go

we reap the benefits of the work we sow

TREMOR

2011-09-03T07:42:00.014+05:30

This may be said in good humor,

but is definitely not a rumor...

that Ashwin & Ashwin are causing a tremor

of TR dialogues...so please get all the necessary armor...

Sundar Sundaram‎"i need an appointment with u to discuss concurrent thread acess of shared global object which contains STL maps .... the threads may read or write into the container" ....... ippove kanna kattudhe...

Ashwin S Kumar haha ..unmai enna nu indha status msg kaatudhe!! :P

ippadi oru velaiyil un moola maatudhe !! :P

Ashwin S Kumar just forget all these threads which are concurrent
& go enjoy a cup of ice-cream Black Currant :P
as long as you are not under arrest warrant
because you indulged in something errant
while trying to do something different
in the act of being a deterrent

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Niranjan Kumar thalai,Ashwin S Kumar,we have spun magic here....55 blessed comments for a simple status update

Ashwin S Kumar of course thalai ..anything with logic
which is not tragic
shall indeed spin magic
to those who aren't allergic

Sundar Sundaram With ashwin kumar,
Any post's comments can get longer,
To reply He will linger..
Until you say am done brother.
11 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar or fall with hunger?
11 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar plss dont be a gossip mongrt
11 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar ‎Sundar Sundaram: in writing dialogues, you clear suck :P
you're fit to go and drive a truck
none of your dialogues rhyme
pls go and drink soda lime !! :P
11 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar ‎*clearly

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Ashwin S Kumar adra sakka!! enna mokka!

Niranjan Kumar yes,daddy s home,lets go to rome,or visit humayuns tomb.creativity lies in the brains womb

Ashwin S Kumar Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't need a comb

Niranjan Kumar rofl

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Ashwin S Kumar

Oru figure aa paarthen, peru Srushti,
enna paarthadhum pottutta oru drushti ..
ootina vaayi la dharwad peda mishti
kyndu vandhudhu yen veshti ..

Niranjan Kumar lol
6 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar poda poritya khusthi?
6 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar
on the auspicious day of Sankashti

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Sundar Sundaram
Mankatha - A game well played by Venkat prabhu....
Yuvan's bgm is a treat!!

Ashwin S Kumar It is not a game
it is venkat prabhu Shame !!
he alone shld take all the blame..
the movie is so damn lame !!!

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me: thalaivaa !! good morning ..
without any warning
have given torn clothes for darning
niranjan: or any mourning
niranjan: of the name and the game and shame and the dame of the tamilan machi
me: aah oknethikku paarthen na mangaathaniranjan: mollama eating no dating,me: ippo bfast ku poren naan hotel sangeethaniranjan: pakkathile anitha?me: hahai wish there was an anitha9:13 AMn with her a sunithaor a vineethaor a puneethaor a praneethaniranjan: did you watch ullathai alli tha?sitting next to your thatha?or did yu eat paratha?9:14 AMme: hehehe
niranjan: we are no fools,we dont take mamools,we need sharper tools,..@girls we shouldnt let out drools.9:18 AMme: haha ..bad food will cause improper stools ...niranjan: lolme: especially in bad schools ..9:19 AMwhere kids' energy is a lot of joulesniranjan: we have the skill that can kill enemies of tamil says the tamilan mchime: hahathe stools of the fools in the schools of the tamilan machi:P9:20 AMniranjan: adhu
me: im not in the best mood ..so thinking twice abt eating good food..bcos what's happening is quite rude..9:22 AMespecially when it is crude..
me: haha ..of coursegot disconnected thalai ..i had said -naanga TR fans ..9:28 AMdhaadi vazhathaalum beedi aa thodamaatom..gaadi vaanginaalum vaadi nu sollamaatom..niranjan: we always shud have a beardme: odi pogarthukku badhula podi nu ninnu solluvomelse it'll be weirdniranjan: thats our kula perumaime: bcos we won't be fearedn towards us no one will be steeredniranjan: until we are not nearedme: aaghaa:Pkalakkunga9:31 AMniranjan: edha kalakardu?cofee?rasam,visham?beer??badam gheer?me: hahaveneer...kanneerpaneer9:32 AMniranjan: i was just gonna say paneer..we think alikeme: :D
niranjan: the perumai of the porumaiof the godumai of the erumai the tamilan machime: balamai of the ilamai is the nelamai of the tamilan machino one can get the detachment from the attachment to the catchment of the true tamilan
niranjan: dads scooty doing a lotta looty..hence cleaning the booty,and hence drinking frootywhich is fresh and juicyme: haha9:39 AMi'm so lazy and crazy ..and my vision is very hazy9:40 AMniranjan: ok machi,heading to tvs service the scooty which gives looty to the booty and purchase pf frooty of the tamilan machi------------------------------------------Ashwin S KumarToday I will make a U-turnand begin my returnnot to the planet of Saturnnor will I watch The Green Lantern
Before you make sure you use your turnto give me the overturnI should push you into a cistern------------------------------------------niranjan: vanakkam ,pala murai sonean ,thalai avar munneanme: i'm single ...but not ready to mingle ..fit only to eat chips of pringleniranjan: unga vaarthai,enga signal10:34 PMhence i will talk to the galand make her a good palme: hahaniranjan: a house i shall build of teak and salme: is this your manner of upholding the honor of the banner of the Tamilian ??:Pniranjan: oh cruelniranjan: i shall have to eat gruelniranjan: sea of change,an increase in rangeme: :Dme: have fun ..eat aloo bun ..this is not a pun ...i dont have a gun:)-----------
Arjun Jayasimha ashwin s kumar and niranjan kumar
sitting together in a bar
smoking a cuban cigar
a chick appears on their radar
the question - who will drop her back in their car?
21 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar I'm a fine bloke
who doesn't smoke
but only drinks coke
and eats egg yolk
21 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar nor do I know car driving ..
That's something I'm depriving
myself of, cos it is rather contriving,
i'd rather prefer skydiving ..
21 hours ago ·
Arjun Jayasimhar u hinting at matrimony?
u want her to make good chutney...
but the gal will tell u - "honey,
it's all abt the money,
credit cards and general power of attorney"
21 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumarthat's pretty much a general rule of life..
but I hope that's not the case with my to-be-wife...
else it'll simply lead to strife...
hopefully without a knife..

CATASTROPHE

2011-09-02T10:15:00.006+05:30

Flood, avalanche ..now this one's really a catastrophe ..

of TR dialogues without an apostrophe..

For this, we really deserve a mega-trophy..

for our dialogues spread across the whole of geography..

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Sundar Sundaram > ‎Niranjan Kumar: nee ghali da

Ashwin S Kumar
dei ..Sundar ..yen da gaali ?? nee periya kavignar Vaali ... yeva kazhuthula kattine nee thaali ? adhula irundhucha palli ? irundhuchu na romba jolly.. avalukku kudthurkanum lolly.. nee vaangirkavendiya suit Allen solly.. nee paarkarthukku irundhurpe Ian Healy ..

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Ashwin S Kumar
Thalai ...Sorry for the silence &
the absence of the violence...
I'm on roaming with low balance...
So I won't be able to call Holly Valance ...

Niranjan (on SMS):
its all equivalence so that theres no menance to make a beautiful dance of the tamilan..

me:
There's no word called menance ..u're probably talking about the finance of the penance of the tenants of the tamilian..

Niranjan:
I am so proud but enemies shall sprout my enemies I shall have to route, here I shall put food in my mouth and watch a wrestler go uncouth down south..

me:
I'm watching Mankatha tomo noon..Yippee! M so happy!! Like a small puppy.. who has just lapped hot kaapi..

Niranjan:
with some seed of poppy? hope it isn't sloppy..this is our thalais trophy..
Me:
it better not be..else i'll cry like a kid in his nappy..

Niranjan:
your blog is definitely not gonna be sappy :)

Niranjan:
I've been retained and detained and preordained to the love of the Tamilan da

Me:
So have I..been contained and maintained and entertained by the love for the Tamilian machi..

Niranjan:
I've eaten and beaten the curse of the satan to get the love of tamilan..

Me:
You may have eaten & beaten Satan, but you have not gotten Lord Mountbatten to love the Tamilian in Manhattan...

Ashwin S Kumar so yeah..pls don't expect this extrovert who is sometimes a pervert to patiently divert himself from being covert & advert himself in every sms thru a revert...

Ashwin S Kumar

Ganapathi babba morya ... seekrama kaatunga 7am Arivu *ing Surya, ippo naan paarkaren Boss engira Arya, neeyum venum na paaru ya, ennama kalakkaraaru ya, avar thaan namma saaru ya, what a star ya.. aanaa santhanam ille na avan yaaru ya?
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Sundar Sundaram Looks like maama n macha in full form...
15 hours ago · · 1 person
Ashwin S Kumar: ‎Sundar Sundaram, ayyo rama !! idhula yaaru maama ?? yaaru da machan ?? unakka aapu vechaan?
14 hours ago ·
Sundar Sundaram Neeye theadi poi okkandha aapula..
Ippo overa scene podra payya pulla...
13 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar ‎Niranjan Kumar: Please tell me - What is the essence of the incense in the nonsense Sundar Sundaram is telling to this tamilian ??
13 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar arey maapu,tamilikku vechom aapu,kyla pottom kaapu,thalai ku potom sampoo,matha vanga kaadhile vechom roja pooi.ulagatha parthu thuppurom poo,parthu rasichom khusboo,diwali ku kolithinam mathappu,saying this i will sign offu
12 hours ago · · 1 person

Ashwin S Kumar > ‎Laxman Kumar Narayanan..

cc: Niranjan Kumar

no matter what ..nothing beats the Pulliar Koil on Indian soil ... where all the vaadhiyaars toil ... by driving away mosquitoes using a tortoise coil ... now before in anger ..you boil i will escape & cover my hands with an aluminium foil..:P

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THE CATASTROPHE:

Niranjan Kumar
actor AJITH is called THALA ... n actor VIJAY is called THALA""PATHY"" ..
then IS VIJAY THE HUSBAND OF AJITH ?? :D ;)dear old Venkat Subramanian

Niranjan Kumar ‎Ashwin S Kumar_comment illaya machi?

Ashwin S Kumar enakku pudikkadhu thalapathy ..
pudichadhu velaikkaara raghupathy..
avanthaan unmaiyaana makkal janaadhipathy...
aanaa..avanukkum mela gap10in sedhupathy ...
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian inikku poranthanaal kondadararu ganapathy
12 hours ago · · 1 person
Ashwin S Kumar ‎^^ lol ..nice one! :)
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian ty ..
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar ada,enna aakivitinga bhikshathipathy
12 hours ago · · 2 people
Ashwin S Kumar ‎Niranjan Kumar: poojai la use panninaya oodhuvatthi ?? :P
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar trying to be crorepathy
12 hours ago · · 1 person
Niranjan Kumar i saw sathi leelevathy
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar on the river arkavathy ??
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar why not netravathy?
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian naan dineer'ku saapitaen chapathy
12 hours ago · · 1 person
Niranjan Kumar was it cooked by your patty?
12 hours ago ·

Ashwin S Kumar ‎Niranjan Kumar:

Nethravathy ?? avala nee kaapathi .. paadinaya "adiyaathi" ??
12 hours ago · · 1 person
Niranjan Kumar or aathatdi aathadi??
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar no ...yammadi athadi
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian naan parakka vittaen kaathadi
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar naan vandean yarayyo thedi
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar dhool la semma paatu - kappakazhangu inthadi
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar i drank juice of saathukudi
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar in thoothukudi ?
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar jillunu irundha aathi kudi :P
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar or in chaalakudi?
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar ‎*sorry ..sooda irundha :P
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar illana en cycle a pudi
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian macha 'll continue later , hv to sleep now

Ashwin S Kumar enga ?? karaikudi ?
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian kaanavillai waterbottle'in moodi
12 hours ago · · 2 people
Niranjan Kumar ok ensoi venkat..thanx
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar un paarvaiyai thirudinadhu yendha lady ? :P
12 hours ago ·
Venkat Subramanian ty both of u
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar lady with a beedi
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar holding a cd
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar beedi aa? cheh cheh..appo naan avalta solluven "podee"
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar will she make an std .....or an isd??
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar will her fav cricketer be MSD ?
12 hours ago ·
Niranjan Kumar ok naan thoonga poren kanna moodi
12 hours ago ·
Ashwin S Kumar haha ..poytiya odi :P ..
seri ..naaleku marubadiyum vaa di :P
12 hours ago ·
- Ashwin S Kumar thanks to both of u too :) ...
  
  Niranjan Kumar: saw ur sms ..no balance da ..:)
  
  anyways ...especially inniku enakkum thaan semma kickku TR dialogue illaama naan ayduven sickku TR dialogues make our friendship thickku :)
  11 hours ago ·
- Ashwin S Kumar thacchi mammukku thottukarthukku maanga thokku?! :P
  11 hours ago ·
- Ashwin S Kumar saaptadhukkaappram vaayila vetthalapaakku! :P
  11 hours ago ·
- Ashwin S Kumar on this thread..this is comment no fifty,
  we've struck a number quite hefty,
  but not too lofty,
  on the Nifty...
  let's celebrate with an MTR softy
  
  after tonight ...consequently
  we need to do this more frequently
  & subsequently ..
  & voice our dialogues eloquently
  11 hours ago ·
- Sundar Sundaram ada pavi!!
  about an hour ago · · 1 person
- Ashwin S Kumar ‎Sundar Sundaram: yen da "ada paavi" ?? marandhu poniya un veetu saavi ??
  about an hour ago ·
- Sundar Sundaram dei.. en maama ponnu pearu pavi...
  avaluku pidicha color kaavi..
  ava enkuda vilayaduva thaavi..
  enoda best friend oru maami..
  about an hour ago ·
- Ashwin S Kumar avaloda nee paaru veerasaamy...
  it'll be bigger than a tsunami

AVALANCHE

2011-09-01T11:20:00.006+05:30

Here's continuing the dialogue avalanche

with some more mayonnaise and ranch..

Ashwin S Kumar >
‎Laxman Kumar Narayanan

dei ..hope u didn't get affected by Irene ..
looks like the thought of home food is making your face green
anyway, news here - waiting to watch Mankatha on big screen
now feel like listening to Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan's "Afreen"

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niranjan: my friend is an insult to chennai

she says po da vennai

9:38 PM i told her to get a sori nai

i think i need more porumai

i shall pray to the holy sai

,watch aishwarya rai

and eat godumai

9:39 PM me: hahaha

nice nice ..ure not yet there ..

but on the right track

niranjan: thalai,ellam unga anugraham

9:40 PM me: adhu koil la irukkara navagraham

gandhi nadathinar satyagraham

niranjan: naanum neeyum onnu

gandhi porandha mannu

tea kadaila ninnu

9:41 PM thinnu paru bunnu

courtesy atm

me: figure vandha vera engeyum paarkadhu kannu ..

atm ?

niranjan: azhagiya tamil son

me: ohh

i dont remember anything in that movie

except shriya

me: :D

9:55 PM for me you are the driving force
to mouth dialogues even if my voice is hoarse
you made sure I reopened all the closed doors
widened all pores
and was back on course
now belting sixers & fours
my flow completely restores
and lets huge roars
the noise level just soars

niranjan: yes ,open the bottle machi

take some bajji

me: yes yes ..opening the bottle
is much better than grazing cattle

9:57 PM n then with them, fighting a battle

niranjan: face the spin of bhajji

me: and drinking tea from a kettle

niranjan: lol

me: somewhere in seattle

and proving ur mettle

by causing a rattle

n not allowing others to settle

niranjan: no prattle?

me: haha

9:58 PM may be the word is very brittle

niranjan: hah,pudhu ponna vera madakanom

me: haha ..yaaru naana? :P

haha ...illa pa ...let me be happy in life ..for a few years at least :D

niranjan: ava kyla oru soma paana

10:07 PM ava appa pearu soona thana

me: sirikki sirikki vandha seena thaana

:D :D

niranjan: yes yes

me: so neenga yaarayaavdhu pudchengala ?

;)

10:08 PM niranjan: valai veechu

thoondil no reachu

me: haha

niranjan: standing @ beachu

me: bangalore la no beachu

whoa :D

niranjan: no benchu

me: coincidence! :D hehe

joincidence with a C

niranjan: YUP

10:10 PM me: im doing songs for others' gf's bf's n all ..

what a nelamai !

kodumai !

ippdi oru kadamai ??!

niranjan: no pearanmai?

me: haha

only thanimai

thanimai

and thanni-mai ;) :D

niranjan: lol

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Ashwin S Kumar
Chennai :)

Niranjan Kumar chennai..is it saying va da vennai?to survive here,you need porumai,but you wont get godhumai.on the roads you can see ppl giving sodhanai,what a rodhanai,on my rice,i shall put nei..i shall now say bye

Ashwin S Kumar lol ...that's got to be the best welcome!
better than any monthly income!
of your creative form..this is the wonderul outcome!
better than me ..you will soon become :)

Niranjan Kumar your intentions are pure.that is sure,you need some 1 to insure,so that you can rest assure

Ashwin S Kumar of course ..a heart which is pure..
needs absolutely no cure..
thats wat such a heart will ensure
all bad things it will censure ..

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Niranjan Kumar
take rest and recover my dear discover A.K.A dhanno.we have a long road ahead

Ashwin S Kumar did you try to uncover
wat happ to ur discover
and why he lost power
try giving him a flower
after you give him a shower
& make him listen to David Gower..
u never know ..may be he too, is a deserted lover :P
after having a love affair which turned sour
before which he stood proudly like a tower

Niranjan Kumar thalai,oru general service kku ivalo periya dialogue ah?

Ashwin S Kumar God's gift to mankind is that of service,
without which many a novice..
would've fallen into a crevice..
without knowing what life's curve is ...

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Niranjan Kumar
good to have my discover back all reved up!!we are gonna cover some more of the road till the next service

Ashwin S Kumar here's hoping that the discover has the persistence
to not offer much resistance
to cover many a long distance
on your insistence :P

niranjan: thalaiva,thalai vanangigirean

me: sollu raasa

saptiya dosa?

8:52 PM enna vishayam pudhusa?

niranjan: idhu thumba mosa

me: :D

lol

niranjan: lol

niranjan: adhu

everything needs a rhymimg tone or a similar bone

8:55 PM me: or shld be tasty like an ice cream cone

or as sleek as a smart phone

niranjan: or a drive by the rhone??

me: haha..

8:56 PM or shld be like me ..single & alone :P

niranjan: some things should be shown

me: haha

some of my skills i shld hone

niranjan: we shouldnt moan

me: aahaa ..moan aa? :P

8:57 PM adhellam romba dhooram pa :P :P

niranjan: yes ya

we are singams in our thalaivas dictionary

me: haha

such experts that we can play pictionary

better than those who know wiktionary :P

8:58 PM niranjan: or can become a missionary

me: to repair machinery?

me: be right back thala

i'll be back :P ..

niranjan: ok

13 minutes

9:21 PM niranjan: would be good to have you back,after rearranging your book rack,as for your clothes plss pack,else on your head you ll get a lil smack,,to feel better,youll need tictac,else we may have to hit the sack.or may be use a mac

5 minutes

9:26 PM me: hahaha

niranjan: see im improving

me: im back to my shack ...

at this rate..u'll beat me blue n black

im really cutting slack

9:27 PM i'll soon draw flak

n end up gambling black jack

cos of dialogues..i'll have a lack

niranjan: and say what the fack??

me: n will be wasting on many a snack

haha ...

dei :P ..no foul language

allowed in TR

dialogues

niranjan: this is an abuse of the misuse of the reuse of the tamilan ??

me: exactly !!

unuse of the brain of the non-tamilian

niranjan: lol
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ON SMS

Niranjan:

"Ssupa now only eyes tying of hunger ppl are dying but my work is tiring not able to get the timing stage actors are mining"

"ippove kanna kattuthe thookam kanavai kaatuthe manathil sogam eruthe bodhaiyum kickum erunguthe ponnai kaana thonuthe" ;)

"subsistance of the existance of the dominance of the tamilan machi"

My replies:

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"u're in super form,

which is usually my norm,

with this u can create a big storm,

topple an entire dorm.."

"was lost in the beauty of the duty of making a song for a cutie ;)"

Niranjan: "what a looty!"

"thank u for giving the power of attorney..

for me to have a happy journey..

or legendary..as said by Barney..

I wanna spin the cricket ball like Warnie.."

FLOOD OF DIALOGUES BY MY NAMESAKE

2011-08-29T16:13:00.006+05:30

I thought writing dialogues was only in my blood,
but it also seems to be in my namesake Ashwin a.k.a Niranjan Kumar's, cos he's just given a dialogue flood !!

From writing dialogues, when I retire,
there'll be another Ashwin to don my attire,
and conquer the world entire,
as T.Rajendar's "greatest fan" on earth filled with satire !!

Tamizh la sollanum na,

Ashwin ....
Kanna, Dialogue ezhdhardhula naan ippo arasu
aanaa varungaalathula nee thaan en vaarisu
Veerasaamy la Mumtaj peru sarasu!!
Unakku naan kudukkanum oru parisu !!

Here's the flood of dialogues from my namesake:

Mankatha, hows your aatha?
is her name sujatha?
mr.ajith, will you show your film to your thatha?
en vaayilendhu vardhu dialogue khaatha ;)

for the next 40 yrs, I am not going to get pension
vandichu tension,
but chuck it no mention

niranjan: bloody citi,

rombo looti

0 balance a kaati

edukuran en boty

niranjan: kannai nambu,pennai nambadhey

me: haha

pennodu peru "kannu" na :P

gaali :P hehe

niranjan: gaali machi.

ok aatha ,maatha,daughter of thatha cooving

me: haha

19 minutes

niranjan: sorry thala

aatha maatha,daughter of thatha called for oota,so i had to say tata

niranjan: lol

oota over?

or is the koota sober?

or am i being a dober?

else lets watch shrek the ogre

IT WAS TOO MUCH....I had to prove to him that I can still write dialogues!! :D :P ...& I'm still the king !!

me:
i ate rice made of jeera,
while listening to "beera beera"
I think I shld watch Rajni's "Veera"
or some movie which has Heera ;)
or may be Vaaranam Ayiram's Sameera
or I shld listen to tapes of Radia, Neera

Niranjan Kumar
between weasels and eagles, i prefer being the weasel cos they dont fly high enough to get stuck Jet engines

Ashwin S Kumar hmm..so you like the weasel !
I thought it was the measle!
I wish I had a van with diesel,
imported from an ancient castle,
Anyways, I like tomato soup with basil :P

Niranjan:
amma-kovam
putting kolam
me paavam
idhellam oru kaalam..

Me:
Avangalukku varalaam kovam,
irunthaalum avanga thaan deivam,
evalo kashta padaraanga paavam,
erumal la naan ippo thupikitte irukken kavvam...

Niranjan: thanx head

Me:
Welgum head!
I'm so red,
I wanna go to bed,
but I've to work else m dead,
m so hungry n wanna b fed,
i wanna take d nearest moped
n find some1 to wed :D

TODAY'S DIALOGUE DIGEST

2011-08-27T13:02:00.004+05:30

Looks like I'm really trying to congest

your lives with dialogues said in jest

but ones which you just can't digest

but there's no alternative one can suggest :D

In response to Niranjan Kumar's fwd about whisky -

Adada..what a dialogue about whisky,

a glass of which makes your voice husky,

& the world around look dusky,

& people around smell musky :P

In response to his good morning sms - "Thalaiva, ox hello" -

You thought out of the box,

& called me an ox ?

How dare you, you wily fox!

I'm now watching in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Courteney Cox

He - "ox as in kaalai or morn"

Aaah! Kaalai!!

Super, unakku podanum oru maalai !!

So wassup, unaku illaya velai?

Veruma Sutthifying in the saalai??

LIFE GOES ON

2011-08-24T22:45:00.004+05:30

Ashwin S Kumar adichitten naan century!
vaa machi..saapdlaam gobi manchuri !! :P

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Niranjan Kumar

thanx ppl

Ashwin S Kumar you're trying to get away with just a "thanks" ??!
who r u?? Tom Hanks? :P
with us, don't try any pranks!
we need a treat in places of the highest ranks,
so better withdraw all money from all your banks,
even if they fill up huge tanks,
else you will end up with a lot of spanks :P

Ashwin S Kumar oops..for u to fill..I have really not left any blanks :P

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Sundar Sundaram
Dei Ambi... Iniya pirandha naal vazhthukal :) ...

Ashwin S Kumar ‎Sundar Sundaram:
dei thambi...
yenna da adhu "ambi" ??
unna mattum nambi
avan saapduvana musambi ?
ulla pottuta nee ennuve kambi! :P

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Niranjan Kumar
A battle is never abt which side is right ,its abt which side is left behind'-chanakya

Ashwin S Kumar yevan da avan Chanakya??
avanukku pudcha hotel Chalukya?
avan kudcha paal Arokya?
avanukku pudcha theater Kamakya? :P

BLOG POST #100: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIRANJAN KUMAR :D

2011-08-22T15:00:00.012+05:30

Time to put this one in red,
On this blog, this is blog post #hundred,
all the more reason for you all to dread,

because dialogues for me, are like daily bread,

and writing them is something sacred,

This is definitely the path I'm gonna continue to tread,

much to all your hatred :P

It has taken almost 3 years of TRap-writing to celebrate this milestone!! :) ...& it really couldn't have fallen on a date better than the birthday of Niranjan Kumar - my namesake :P ..& latest TRap fan...:D

These are for him -
Macha,

May you continue to exude,

in every latitude & longitude,

your aura through your awesome attitude,

which probably needs no prelude!

Unlike me, who is at a high altitude,

but with absolutely no aptitude,

hope you don't have any feud

and may no relationship of yours ever be skewed!

Even if it does, hope it immediately gets rescued

& then for the good, renewed..

May God always give you the gift of gratitude

in many a multitude

in addition to your fortitude!

Lastly, with utmost seriousness, something which should be viewed -

Please don't tolerate anything said about you which is lewd :)

And please don't make false promises e.g. Poonam Pandey, who still hasn't gone nude! :P

Happy birthday, dude! :D

Tamizh la sollanum na

Vaazhkey enbadhu oru malai

iravil andha malai mel theriyum nilai

nilaiyin veluchulathil theriyum malai mel oru marathin yelai

adhai pol oru naal ellorukkum theriya varum un velai

Pirandha Naal Vaazhthukkal, Thalai !!

23 Aug, a month after 23 July,

eppdi...indha Ashwinin kalai? :P

KOLA-VERI unleashed ..:D

2011-08-21T12:52:00.007+05:30

Ashwin S Kumar ‎@Sundar Sundaram:

Dei dei dei...Podaangu !!!
summa adangu !!
naa adikara bhayathula nadungu !!
ille na nasaki poduven unna nooru madangu
pesaama poi paaru Dabanggu!! :P

Sundar Sundaram Ayo narayana... Indha kosu thollai thanga mudiala..

Ashwin S Kumar Dei ..yevan da avan Narayana?
avanukku veppen naan oru Upanaayana!!!
yevan vanthaalum nikkaadhu indha Ramayana! :P

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On Niranjan Kumar's horoscope post

Ashwin S Kumar why this nonsense we all have to undergo?
- seeing this thing about Virgo,
coming on news feed everyday like a load of cargo?
anyway..cya :P..I now feel like listening to "margo margo" :P

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To Laxman Kumar

Ashwin S Kumar Have an awesome time in New York !!
Hope you have an opener to open the cork!
so that you can drink & watch Dexter & Mandork!

Laxman Kumar Narayanan Ashwin, arent you bored of yourself with the tr lines??????????

Ashwin S Kumar Just like we never get bored,
whenever Sachin has scored,
TR is someone I've always adored,
So I'll always love it whenever his lines are poured,
& I'll always have something stored
to prevent someone from saying that I never roared :P

ok ...will try to stop :P :P

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On my cousin Sangee's wall

Sangeetha Ramamurthy ‎Ashwin S Kumar: free d matter:)

Ashwin S Kumar how can I free the matter
when it doesn't seem to be as simple as dosa batter?
how can I stand the silence of a chit-chatter! :P
instead of going away..it'll only stay inside & get fatter
so ...I really don't prefer the latter :P :P

Sangeetha Ramamurthy wowiee...whattaa talent!!!!

Ashwin S Kumar idhu thaan en talent !!
kollardhu without being violent
idha paartha makkal ayduvaanga silent!
yen na avalo excellent ! :P

Sangeetha Ramamurthy rofl!! too good !! u ensured dat i shud get "siripu" :)

Ashwin S Kumar haha ..that's something I always ensured
apart from you being insured :P
also, you will always be censured
that's something of which u can be assured :P

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To Niranjan, on chat

niranjan: feel free

me: yes..even though i may look like a tree
when i make my entry
even though i may not always agree
I always feel free

:P
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On a pic of Sundar's which had pasta ...

for this pasta, a verse my heart sings,
the pieces of bread look like its wings,
it's amazing how nature frames these things,
esp. the Zucchini rings ..n how we're about to eat them like kings :D :P

LATEST COLLECTION OF DIALOGUES, thanks to Niranjan Kumar

2011-08-18T11:29:00.008+05:30

Thanks to Mr.Niranjan Kumar, there has been a huge surge in my dialogue writing :D :D
Here's a long list of all the dialogues I recently wrote in connection to him!!

Niranjan Kumar
accounting entry of my work life balance-debit my work,credit my life

Ashwin S Kumar if only your status message were edited
so that work ended with debited
& life ended with credited
you could've had your first TR dialogue audited :P

Niranjan Kumar thalai,eppadi idhellam?kudave pirandhadhu ennikum kai vidadha??

Ashwin S Kumar ‎
kanna...

enkitta irukku theramai
adha vutta irukku porumai
adha pathi naan paduven perumai
adhunaala sila perukku poraamai
avngalta soluven - "podaaa erumai!!" :P
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Ashwin S Kumar I am a bit of a tube light
but will defeat you in any fight
u just can't match my height
even if u fly like a kite
but bcos ure a dog, u might
gimme a bite,
late in the night,
when am sleeping & have no sight,
or when am drunk & full tight
for u, that time will be right :P

Sundar Sundaram naa dog illa
irukran un friendlist la
avanoda periya tholla

Ashwin S Kumar ‎^^ ROFL :D :D ...I agree

nee andha naayavuda kandippa mosama illa
avan dhairyame illadha oru chinna pulla
:P
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Ashwin S Kumar:

‎Niranjan Kumar:
macha...Laxman Kumar Narayanan is absconding
from this Ashwin&Ashwin TR bonding ! :P
only both of us are corresponding,
why is he not responding? :P :P

Laxman Kumar Narayanan DEY!!!! OUT!!! You're both banned from posting on my wall!!!

Ashwin S Kumar why are we being banned?
after the dialogues we've manned,
without anything being planned,
by your eyes, have now been scanned? :P

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On one of Niranjan Kumar's pics:

Ashwin S Kumar enga indha thenna maram?
adhu irukkardhu endha puram?
idha paartha enna solluvan P.Chidambaram?
idhukku appram poniya Pallavaram?

Sundar Sundaram ‎@sawing- Someone will remove someone from their fb.

Ashwin S Kumar ‎

Sundar Sundaram:
dei ...adhu enna da sawing ??
with our names ..(me n my namesake :P) ..y r u toying??
pera kooda sariya solla theriyaama..cheh! :P..annoying! :P
anyways, Niranjan Kumar, nice pic machi :) ..this can make for a drawing! :P

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On another pic,

Ashwin S Kumar karuppu kannadi
un kannu munnadi
sevaru un pinnadi
ipod irundha ketturpe "yammadi athadi" ! :P

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Ashwin S Kumar
‎"I will not allow Anna Hazare to be crushed" - Dr. Subramanian Swamy

Niranjan Kumar full thalaivar intro music,all whistle flying

Ashwin S Kumar
For Anna, there's always a whistle,
even under a downpour or a drizzle,
even though he doesn't have too big a muscle,
for the govt, he's always too tough a puzzle :)

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Ashwin S Kumar
Hats off to Kiran Bedi !!!
A True example for all the women citizens of India !!! WORDS FAIL ME when it comes to talking about her courage !!!

What a STARK & STUNNING contrast to the totally useless puppet of a lady sitting at the top in the name of the "President" !!!

Niranjan Kumar dint you compose a tr ism for this??

Ashwin S Kumar that's exactly what I was planning to do :P

Kiran Bedi !!
What a lady !!
u just can't tel her "po di!"
she'll catch hold of every kedi ! :P

OF HOROSCOPES, RAKSHA BANDHAN, SECRET OF THE NAGAS & & MORE

2011-08-13T20:00:00.014+05:30

1. This was written as an FB comment...Niranjan Kumar had this "daily horoscope" thingy enabled on FB ...here's what I commented on one of the posts -

Everyday, do you see your horoscope
closely using a microscope?
or from far off, using a telescope?
or indirectly using a periscope?
or do u hear it using a sthethoscope? :P

2. This was written by Vetri , after I insisted that he wish his sisters in TR style :P ...& our TRappy conversation continued :P

Vetri Dev hey gals tie me rakhi,

ungalukku pona rakhi oda gift aee bakhi,
rendum sethu vangi tharaen walkie talkie,
venamunu sonna naaa vangikuraen Jockey,
Dandanaka danakunakka...

Ashwin S Kumar en naayi odu amma peru blackie,
adhu potta sattai khaakhi ..
adhu vilayaadala hockey..
adhukku pudcha padam "rocky" :P

Vetri Dev ‎Ashwin S Kumar: why dont we try something in music...

Ashwin S Kumar ‎Vetri Dev:

kandippa machi !! nee solte ille ..appo panna vendiyadhu thaan!! :D

we'll make some music
which won't be basic..
but will be classic
but will make listeners sick :P

3. This one was written to Sandesh, after he asked Sundar "yaar andha ponnu?" :P

Ashwin S Kumar ‎Sandesh Jagannath:

Sundar Sundaram odu thalai la vei oru gun-nu !
kelu, "yaaru da unnodu ponnu?"
"neriya ponnunga na...yaaru ponnu number onnu?" :P
badhul solra varaikkum repeat pannu :P

4. These were written on Niranjan Kumar's wall post to Laxman ..

Niranjan Kumarposted toLaxman Kumar Narayanan

thalai,how is the secret of the nagas??

Ashwin S Kumar aamaa machi...what's the secret of the Naga?
if it's a song...what's the raga?
n is the singer Lady Gaga?
pls do enlighten us about the saga!

:D :P

Niranjan Kumar eppadi rhythm niagara falls madri vazhiyidhu?

Ashwin S Kumar ‎Niranjan Kumar:

kanna ...Kalai enbathu en rattham
Isai thaan andha kalaiodu sattham !! :P

Niranjan Kumar whistle whistle

IN A MOOD TO NIBBLE AT QUOTES ...

2011-08-11T11:18:00.007+05:30

My dear friend Sundar was in a mood to scribble quotes ...:P

& consequently I got into the mood of nibbling at them !! :P :P

Enjoy! :D

Please click on the image/open it in a new tab ...to read clearly

I'M IN FORM - A LOT OF NEW DIALOGUES :P

2011-08-10T12:06:00.008+05:30

This one was in response to a friend of Sundar's ..who has been FB-liking my recent dialogues on Sundar's posts ...

thank u for all the recent likes!!
may u always get salary hikes,
and buy a lot of bikes!
after reading this, hope u don't say "yikes" !

Sundar's friend -
tr styles adding a lotta smiles

me -
hope it continues to add smiles..
across many many miles..
to faces like that of Ashley Giles
& cures people who have piles..
& they store the dialogues in their files
& inscribe them on their tiles..

THE NEXT ONE -

Sundar Sundaram: Nope, cudn find a Jessi :(

me -
nee innum kandupudikale Jessi,
kandupudikardhukku unakku irukku pasi,
nee ippo rombave fussy,
yen na ava kaadhalikkardhu Lionel Messi,
avana vutta adutthavan Michael Hussey,
unakku kadaseela kadappa kannadi potturkara Jassi !
adhuvum easy
aa kadappa ..OC !
avaloda nee poi kudi oru lassi,
andha lassi aa nalla rasi :P
yen na adhu irukkum romba juicy! :P
unga veetula paarunga Sivakasi :D

On a pic of Sriram kneeling before the Bugs Bunny star in LA ..

U r kneeling in front of Bugs Bunny
who was not a panni..
& it is not even sunny..
wow ..very funny! :P

YAARU DA INDHA LOKA?

2011-08-09T20:29:00.004+05:30

Another response to a comment by Sundar :P

yaaru da indha loka ?
paarkarthukku enna maadiri oru kaaka??
enna pola avan kudippana coke-aa?
ille na unna pola coffee mocha?
Kudichuttu solluvana joke-aa?
ille na figure pola kuduppana dhoka ?? :P
avanukku pudikuma shakira odu "waka waka" ?? :P

Enakku Patta Adi

2011-08-05T14:44:00.005+05:30

Okay ...now I know many of you who're gonna read this are gonna ask immediately - "What happened now?? What's wrong?" :) ...

NOTHING is wrong!! :D ...This was just another TR dialogue written in jest ...in response to Sundar's comment -
"romba adi patruka pola iruku ...."

Pattuchu enakku oru periya adi
enna kadichuchu oru semma kadi
appo naan vedichen oru sara vedi
aanaal meendum mela eri vandhen neriya padi
aandavan sonnaan - "mudikka vendiyadha mudi !!"
mudichu solliten - "po di !!!" :P

enkitta illa periya body,
enkitta illa periya gaady,
irukkardhu verum indha french dhaadi,
irundhaalum enakku kadappa oru lady,
nalla irukkum enga jodi,
naan aaven oru nalla daddy,
aanaa appappo addippen toddy,
adichuttu nalla paata paadi,
sogathin kadhavai moodi,
sandhoshathukitta solluven - vaadi !! :D

DUBAI :D

2011-07-30T21:59:00.002+05:30

IF YOU ARE NEW TO MY BLOG, PLEASE READ:

http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2008/11/few-trailers.html, ELSE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!

This one was a farewell TR dialogue for Nitin ...a fellow TR fan !! :D

machi ..nee pove Dubai
arab figure unkitta solluva "Hi"
paarkarthukku ava Aiswarya Rai
appo nee engalta solluve "Bye" :P
avaloda saapduve kadalakkai ..:P
unna paarka varuvaanga avalodu thaayi
appo unna thoratthum avalodu naayi ..
ok i'll stop before u tell me - "Moodu vaayi!" :D

VETRI !!

2011-07-18T21:56:00.006+05:30

I was pleasantly surprised when I saw the post below this one, from Vetri ...on FB ...

Reg. Vetri,
He's the new dragon
in the TR bandwagon
who doesn't Suzuki Shogun
n doesn't play for Mohun Bagan

:D :D

For Harry Potter Fans:
hey harry
unnae naan thuppuvaen kaari
un mela poduvaen mannae vaari
pesame kattiko saari
un melai yeranum lorry
appo nee poguvae naari
dandanakka danakunakka
-- Vetri Dev

Ashwin S Kumar
vetri..nee konduva oru lorry
adhula Harry aeri
saapdatum oru poori
anga avan paarpan oru mory
anga poi avan vizhayaaduvan lagory :P

Laxman Kumar Narayanan
shobaaaaa.... ippove kanne katude... ivanunge looty thange mudiyale da saami!

Ashwin S Kumar
‎Laxman :dei fatty!
enna da looty?
engalta irukkudha poutty?
naanga illa vetti !!
idhu vetrikkum enakkum poatty!! :P

Vetri Dev ‎
Ashwin S Kumar: Adukku mozhi contd...
idhu vetrikkum enakkum poatty!...
Idhule harry pathi pesadhinga innoru vaaaty...
pesuna edukaanum laaatyyy

Ashwin S Kumar ‎
Laxman, if you continue you chatter,
Vetri & I will shatter
the image of Potter
bcos than Hermione, he is fatter
that's y v like the latter:P

seri ..I gtg ...keep up the good work Vetri !! VERY PROUD OF YOU :D

Ashwin S Kumar
dei ..i was abt to go...u tempted me to continue :D ...seri chinnadha irundhaalum ezhdharen :D :D

Hermione ayduvaanga oru paaty!!
appovum avngalukku irukkum beauty! :P
avangala paarthu jollu vudardhu namma duty! :P
ippo naan poi kudikaren oru frooti ! :P :P

ENGAGEMENT WISHES

2011-07-12T15:34:00.006+05:30

My engagement wishes ( in addition to http://ashwinsmadmusic.blogspot.com/2011/07/engagement-instrumental.html) to a very special couple who got engaged on Sunday ..:)

Cheers!
Ashwin

NEENU SOOOOOPERO TSONGA !!!

2011-06-29T20:56:00.006+05:30

Jo Wilfried Tsonga,
You beautiful donga,
You just hit a proper "maanga" !!
Had you bathed in the Ganga?
It's now time to play the Conga,
With you, no one will now play panga!!
NEENU SOOOOOOPERO TSONGA !!!

In Response to Sundar's "punch"

2011-06-22T16:03:00.004+05:30

When Sundar tried to tell punch dialogues to me

enakke vudriya punch-u?
poi modhala kandupudi oru bench-u !
adhukku mela saapdu lunch-u !!
chapathi kelu oru bunch-u !!
adhula uppu podu oru pinch-u!
adhukku appram mulungu oru munch-u!
sari ..naan varen..mani nearing anju! :P

Regarding Sundar's marriage:

our Sundar's marriage
will mostly happen in a carriage
on its way to a garage
near a barrage
hope on reading this, he doesn't get hemmorhage :P

"SPACE" complexity ...

2011-05-23T20:26:00.007+05:30

IF YOU ARE NEW TO MY BLOG, PLEASE READ:

http://trajendarsgreatestfanonearth.blogspot.com/2008/11/few-trailers.html, ELSE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!

No, this is not about algos...I hate algos...:D
But this is about something which I hate A LOT MORE THAN ALGOS :D -
the "space" requirement :P..

I was having a chat with my one & only "twin" :) ...She was going on about something (as usual :D :P...sorry twin..just kidding :) :) ) ...before the topic lead to the "space" requirement...and what a stupid thing we both felt it was! :D .....

The conversation continued with "Nanben da" Sundar ..:D.....and he too, joined the party in absolutely panning this stupid, ridiculous idea of the "space" requirement :P...

I had written this post sometime last year...but didn't publish it bcoz I had too many other, more important things to publish then :)...

But now, inspired by "Nanben da"-II (Nanben da the second :D :P) Arjun Jayasimha's series of posts about relationships & the like :D ....I also felt tempted to put up this TRap ...so here goes -

There was a little bit of "mokkai" which I had written last year...before the actual TRap :P as well -

A few points before I start:

1. No offense meant to any girl....This post isn't aimed at anyone...It's just about some conclusions I derived...after looking at some of the experiences of couples in my life :)....
2. I'm not trying to generalize ...There always are exceptions...
3. This is just my perspective...these are just my views...I know I might sound like a dolt who clearly does not know women at all :D (but then, who knows women other than women themselves? :P)
4. I have the greatest respect for women...I wouldn't make this song otherwise -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS4vyHmlWc

I've known quite a few guy friends who've been in relationships...and who often face this difficulty :)....as well as a few girl friends...who've told their requirement of "space" to their guys.......

This is something crazy I feel...because I've heard majority of the girls complain about their guys being jerks.....not being faithful, flirting with other girls and not concerned about them, liking them only for their looks......TIME COMPLEXITY - not devoting enough "time" for them... etc etc...

True...I will not deny that there are guys like that...who do all such stuff.....BUT - IT IS ANOTHER MYSTERY that, quite like how it is shown in movies, they ultimately end up madly loving such guys only!!

Many girls I've seen always tend to like and become obsessed with jerks who insult and humiliate them....as if trying to prove some point.....

Whatever happened to true love???... The nice guys with true love & respect usually end up becoming "best friends"/"buddies"/"brothers???" :D......or should I say ->
part-time reserve outlets......for them to get over those jerks :) (which is again a temporary phase..before which they actually ditch the nice guy and get back to the jerk!! :D :D)........what not!!

But these days, because of this new age of "space" complexity, it looks like being genuinely concerned, madly loving a girl truly for what she is and showering affection & trying to keep her happy 24/7/365 is also wrong,!!
If what I just mentioned is not love, then what the hell is love?? :D ....
Loving her only when she needs it?? :P.....If yes, then there is NO difference between loving & shopping for grocery!! :D

I am NO relationship counselor.....In fact, I have no right to be speaking about such things...as I am not fit to handle a relationship myself...:D.......I've come to realize that love stories ain't for me at all :D......So, quite contrary to Wilbur Sargunaraj, I want theeeee arranged mayrriage, naaaat theeee louuuu mayrriage :D :D.....(not that it is going to be any easier :P...AND...when I said I want it...I meant..sometime later...NOT NOW!! :D :D)

But I am sure most guys will agree with me on this -

Here's where trouble begins :)...This marks the beginning of the end...:)...Because if a girl reallllllllllly loves the guy, she never should ideally want to be away from him at all, right??.....and should love every single thing he did for her.....to try n keep her happy......or in the worst case, she should tell him something like -
"Relax...I'll be fine...don't worry".....or "I can handle this...not a problem...Don't worry!" or "I'll try to solve this myself...not much of an issue...If I need any help, I'll let you know...Okay?? Thanks" ....THAT'S IT....BOTH PARTIES FEEL GOOD !!!

This "I want my space" dialogue....as rightly put in a recent article in Bangalore Mirror (The link is non-existent now..so I can't paste it....but anyways it said that...this is the first dialogue which turns a guy off the most...which is very true)
......leaves the guy hurt, heartbroken and clueless.....because he simply cannot afford to care any less....for the girl he truly loves.......and this just disrupts everything - the chemistry, the magic, the accord....nothing can be revived again ....because the guy who truly loves his girl will always be wary that he shouldn't piss her off again and will keep things under check....the degree of attachment reduces.....the arguments increase......the very joy, the very euphoria, the very feeling of being in love is just lost......and before you blink your eyes - it's not working out!! it's over :)......break-up.....let's be friends......(who, in many cases, actually never do speak to each other again..:D )

Now, where haven't we seen this before? :P .........

I dunno whether to tell if girls should show at least SOME consideration to their guys' feelings before uttering the stupid space thingy.....& losing themselves in their own lives all the time and using guys only when necessary n throwing them after use.....

OR
to tell if guys should keep doing a Talloc() + Palloc() - and dynamically keep acquiring tolerance & patience infinitely.....to accommodate such things and keep the relationship going ...:)...

but one thing's for sure....I am UNFIT to handle love stories and relationships!! :D :D ....

I am fit to be single...:P....I am fit to belong to the "just friends" category :P.....& watch all my committed friends suffer!! :D :D...

of course...this is the TR-ish blog..:P....not the philosophical one...so finally after all the mokkai.....here's the TRap :)...

Why do some girls get into this stupid phase..

where they say they need "space"?

where..genuine concern & love..they're unable to face?

and then..things go all over the place..

and soon lead towards closing the case?

because guys, to whom they were once as attached as Bheema was, to his mace,

whom they would always embrace....

become as insignificant as a shoe lace..

at a very rapid pace..

as if, with Roddick's ace..

they've got some race..

the answer to this shall always be a mystery, hard to trace :D

- Ashwin..

P.S -

I know that this post looks like a pro-guys, anti-women post ...:D....
But, like I said again - There are always exceptions.....All girls aren't bad :)......All guys aren't good..:D...& vice-versa....I'm sorry if I've offended anyone unintentionally....but these are just my views....
Thanks to Sundar...for giving me some confidence to put this up! :D ...NANBEN DA !!
Thanks to Arjun Jayasimha...for inspiring me to put up a post on similar lines..:D..NANBEN DA !!!!!!! :D

MICROSOFT BOUGHT SKYPE !!!

2011-05-11T00:05:00.002+05:30

Without much hype,
but with just a careful snipe
& a single swipe,
Microsoft bought Skype!!
to their supply, they've now added another pipe!
Yipe !!! :-/

ON MEETING LAXMAN AFTER ALMOST 3 YEARS

2011-05-03T16:35:00.003+05:30

Finally, I met Laxman after almost 3 long years,
It is unfortunate that there were no beers,
along with which we could shed our tears,
or otherwise rejoice and say cheers!! :P :P

CHRIS GAYLE

2011-04-23T11:51:00.006+05:30

As if he were just released from jail,

on conditional bail,

he came in faster than express mail...

& yet, comfortably set sail,

on yet another Gayle trail...

He held KKR by its tail,

made them look very frail,

coz on their coffin, he hit many a nail,

I'm sure everyone in KKR did wail,

& their tears filled many a water pail..

Bangaloreans're saying "Hail hail Chris Gayle!"

He must now be enjoying some ginger ale,

while KKR may be needing many a cotton bale.

at the moment, he indeed looks like IPL's best sale..

& one of the best chapters in RCB's tale

He's nowhere near stale

& has a LOT MORE heights to scale!

PAUL VALTHATY

2011-04-13T19:27:00.002+05:30

Paul Valthaty,
You are not a fatty,
Nor do you probably eat Subway's veggie patty,
But you shall soon join the glitteratti :)
In fact, I guess you're already trending among twitteratti

Upon Arrival at Kalyani Magnum :)

2011-03-28T20:10:00.006+05:30

This dialogue is dedicated to dear Laxman Kumar...someone who "LOVES" my T.R dialogues "A LOT" :D :D :D

Naan ille Yanni

en favorite heroine Devyani !!

Ippo naan vandhutten Kalyani

anga naan saapdnum Biryani

adha vaangi thariya nee?

appram kooda saapda variya nee? :P

TO VIRAT KOHLI

2011-03-27T09:51:00.004+05:30

This was for Virat Kohli during the India-Aus quarter final...before he got out cheaply:

Virat Kohli,

Hope you had a happy Holi,
This is more important than a game of marble goli,
Win this game for us, & may you be inundated with obbut poli ...

BACK TO ORACLE..

2011-03-23T12:26:00.002+05:30

Life's truly a full circle,

& indeed quite a miracle..

& thankfully not a debacle!

Though not much of a grand spectacle,

I am officially BACK to Oracle! :)

Only this time, after losing many a hair follicle :(

perhaps due to my MS, which I consider as a pinnacle!

Anyways..here we go :)..I can't wait to get to my cubicle :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADWAIT :P

2011-03-18T07:32:00.002+05:30

Here's wishing Adwi a very happy birthday!

Happy birthday Adwait
Today, may you meet your snow white, :P
who, like the Sun, with all its light,
should shine really bright,
hopefully an Indian who flies a kite,
& not a white, who might,
forever, put on a fight,
& bring her dog of a great height,
and ask it to give you a bite,
Go for it, with all your might,
don't find any reason to cite,
for not bringing any gal to your sight,
before the arrival of tonight,
I hope I've given you some good insight,
after understanding your plight,
which is not, by any means, slight
Anyways, if not that, you can get something else right -
i.e. having something hard instead of sprite
& becoming full tight :P

SAVE A DAUGHTER...

2011-03-12T21:45:00.008+05:30

It is time to save a daughter...

before you realize that death has bought her..

& that the air we breathe has not even caught her

glimpse, because instead of having brought her,

to this world, her parents "won" after having fought her,

because they had sought him & not sought her...

& they ended up not getting him & got her..

Her mother probably didn't know what a girl means - hadn't anyone taught her??

What...was she...drunk after having a quarter??

Screw those who say "we want ONLY him..not her"..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS4vyHmlWc

A SHORT VERSE FOR UNCLE PAI

2011-02-25T10:21:00.004+05:30

You are a gem of an uncle,

who gave us the treasure called Tinkle,

On all of us, drops of joy you did sprinkle,

By creating characters who did not show any wrinkle,

They'll remain young forever; in the sky, they'll perpetually twinkle...

Also check out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAbWrN2ADkI

ARUN CS & YAHOO

2011-01-26T21:39:00.003+05:30

Okay..this is probably my WORST TR the Terror - Vijaya Thesingu Rajendar dialogue ever :P :P

Arun CS,
You can finally say "yoo-hoo"
to the one and only Yahoo!
Btw, long time, how is Avijeet Sahoo?? :P :P

FEVER

2011-01-25T20:30:00.004+05:30

I wish someone becomes the conceiver

of a plan to come up with a deceiver

to deceive the arrival of viral fever

of which I've become a receiver..

I now look like a sleeping beaver..

instead of a magic weaver..

Once, of this fever, I become a leaver,

of a huge sigh of relief, I'll be a heaver..

THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL RAP ...EVER!!

2011-01-13T23:20:00.005+05:30

My favorite rap song till now is Love Pannlama? Venaama?

However, this one is THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL..:)...

IT'S TOO GOOD...TYPICAL RAP...WITH T.Rajendar-ish Kannada lyrics :P

BUT...VERY VERY MEANINGFUL....It is a WONDERFUL Rap piece about generally how girls cheat guys..:)...

( ok ok..no offense to my female friends - there r exceptions :P )

I personally can relate to every single line of this song :) ...thanks to whatever lessons I've learned from my life :)

HATS OFF TO THE MAKERS OF THIS SONG !!!!!!! TAKE A BOW, GUYS !!

I haven't seen love stories being depicted MORE REALISTICALLY THAN THIS !!!!!

Here it is....

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1576982077271&comments

Cheers,

Ashwin !!

FIRST TRap of 2011 :P - porama

2011-01-02T11:06:00.002+05:30

Sundar: porama di unaku:P

Ashwin: enna? enakku porama?

enakku irukku therama
adhunaal naan padaren peruma
aana neriya saaptu naan aytu varen oru eruma! :-/

a BLOG with no PROLOGUE or EPILOGUE, only DIALOGUE

TRibute to Whitney Houston

A PROUD MOMENT !! :) :)

Don't let your health go for a toss!

Happy Pongal / Sankaranthi / Bhogi

2012

Peter Siddle

YEY YEY YEY ...MERRY CHRISTMAS ...NAAN ORU SANTA !!!

Congratulations Vijay & Sudha!

T.Rajendar to Justin Bieber

T. RAJENDAR IN 7am ARIVU

DRIFTING TOWARDS ISOLATION

MORE STUFF FROM MY NAMESAKE

Back after a small hiatus

TREMOR

CATASTROPHE

Ashwin S Kumar Thalai ...Sorry for the silence & the absence of the violence... I'm on roaming with low balance... So I won't be able to call Holly Valance ...

Niranjan Kumar actor AJITH is called THALA ... n actor VIJAY is called THALA""PATHY"" .. then IS VIJAY THE HUSBAND OF AJITH ?? :D ;)dear old Venkat Subramanian

AVALANCHE

FLOOD OF DIALOGUES BY MY NAMESAKE

Niranjan Kumar between weasels and eagles, i prefer being the weasel cos they dont fly high enough to get stuck Jet engines

TODAY'S DIALOGUE DIGEST

LIFE GOES ON

BLOG POST #100: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIRANJAN KUMAR :D

KOLA-VERI unleashed ..:D

LATEST COLLECTION OF DIALOGUES, thanks to Niranjan Kumar

Thanks to Mr.Niranjan Kumar, there has been a huge surge in my dialogue writing :D :D Here's a long list of all the dialogues I recently wrote in connection to him!! Niranjan Kumar accounting entry of my work life balance-debit my work,credit my life

Ashwin S Kumar ‎"I will not allow Anna Hazare to be crushed" - Dr. Subramanian Swamy

Ashwin S Kumar Hats off to Kiran Bedi !!! A True example for all the women citizens of India !!! WORDS FAIL ME when it comes to talking about her courage !!! What a STARK & STUNNING contrast to the totally useless puppet of a lady sitting at the top in the name of the "President" !!!

OF HOROSCOPES, RAKSHA BANDHAN, SECRET OF THE NAGAS & & MORE

IN A MOOD TO NIBBLE AT QUOTES ...

I'M IN FORM - A LOT OF NEW DIALOGUES :P

YAARU DA INDHA LOKA?

Enakku Patta Adi

DUBAI :D

VETRI !!

For Harry Potter Fans:hey harryunnae naan thuppuvaen kaariun mela poduvaen mannae vaaripesame kattiko saariun melai yeranum lorryappo nee poguvae naaridandanakka danakunakka-- Vetri Dev

ENGAGEMENT WISHES

NEENU SOOOOOPERO TSONGA !!!

In Response to Sundar's "punch"

"SPACE" complexity ...

MICROSOFT BOUGHT SKYPE !!!

ON MEETING LAXMAN AFTER ALMOST 3 YEARS

CHRIS GAYLE

PAUL VALTHATY

Upon Arrival at Kalyani Magnum :)

TO VIRAT KOHLI

BACK TO ORACLE..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADWAIT :P

SAVE A DAUGHTER...

A SHORT VERSE FOR UNCLE PAI

ARUN CS & YAHOO

FEVER

THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL RAP ...EVER!!

FIRST TRap of 2011 :P - porama

Ashwin S Kumar
Thalai ...Sorry for the silence &
the absence of the violence...
I'm on roaming with low balance...
So I won't be able to call Holly Valance ...

Niranjan Kumar
actor AJITH is called THALA ... n actor VIJAY is called THALA""PATHY"" ..
then IS VIJAY THE HUSBAND OF AJITH ?? :D ;)dear old Venkat Subramanian

Niranjan Kumar
between weasels and eagles, i prefer being the weasel cos they dont fly high enough to get stuck Jet engines

Thanks to Mr.Niranjan Kumar, there has been a huge surge in my dialogue writing :D :D
Here's a long list of all the dialogues I recently wrote in connection to him!!

Niranjan Kumar
accounting entry of my work life balance-debit my work,credit my life

Ashwin S Kumar
‎"I will not allow Anna Hazare to be crushed" - Dr. Subramanian Swamy

Ashwin S Kumar
Hats off to Kiran Bedi !!!
A True example for all the women citizens of India !!! WORDS FAIL ME when it comes to talking about her courage !!!

What a STARK & STUNNING contrast to the totally useless puppet of a lady sitting at the top in the name of the "President" !!!

For Harry Potter Fans:
hey harry
unnae naan thuppuvaen kaari
un mela poduvaen mannae vaari
pesame kattiko saari
un melai yeranum lorry
appo nee poguvae naari
dandanakka danakunakka
-- Vetri Dev